And You Thought Life Couldn't Get Worse...

Breathing Only Leads To Living Unless You're The Living Dead But In That Case, You Must Be Shot In The Head In This Case It's Your Love And You Thought Life Couldn't Get Worse... But It Really Could Then You Awoke And Then There Were None Photographs Of ATTWN... HJP's Recording

About AST:

The one and only ALL knowing god of Heroinism. Believing nothing but what he says is right, what you say however, is WRONG.

AST's Guide To Band Leaders:

1st-Screamer/Vocalist/Keyboardist

2nd-Guitarists

3rd-Bassists

4th-Drums

According to these guidelines nobody listens to Drummers, and/or Bassists. Because Screamers,Vocalists,Keyboardists, and Guitarists have the almighty rule. Follow this guide and you are guaranteed success my friend.

AST'sGuidlines For Screaming:

My tips if you can't scream at first, then just quit buddy because that means you suck at life. Better yet just go become a pornstar.

AST'sColor Bandana Code:

The order from top to bottom of bandana's is The Hardcorest and The Pansiest:

Red Bandana,

Green Bandana,

White Bandana,

Purple Bandana,

Blue Bandana,

Black Bandana,

Orange Bandana,

Yellow Bandana,

And Pink Bandana.

Equipment Used:

AST prefers to use a Shure microphone. Vocals are carried out by a Behringer Mixer, and 2 JBL speakers for the PA. The Behringer Mixer however, will be replaced by a Mackie powering system with a peavey 8 channel mixing board with 8 channels for mono outputs.

AST's Keys To Sucking:

The key to sucking is to be named Cody Denning(AKA Beans). Mostly because he makes songs up consisting of Sullivan Avenue riffs...hahahahaha wow he really does suck!

Looks:

The looks not necessarily important, however, here is how AST rolls. Take a shower once a week, grow it long(around your chin) or like mine is portrayed in the picture below. This is where not showering comes into play you can mess your hair up all over the place and make it look Amazingly disgusting yet wierd. Clothing should be a band tee(atleast at a show) or a cool old skool tee. And whatever you prefer to wear for pants.